To Curious????
I'm a very curious person always asking questions because you know I mean we are on this earth to learn aren't we? Yeah that's what I thought to. Ok I have to admit something I'm very curious about what it's like to have sex with a women. Yes I know all my gay brothers are shocked with there hands to there mouth gasping with shock and dismay while clutching there throats he he. But in all seriousness I'm very curious I have never been with a women I mean I dated women before I met Mike but we never did anything but kiss and that was nice. Hmmmm probably this is something that I will never find out for my self but I still would like to know. I mean is it as messy down there as I think??? I mean I saw a giant silk vagina ha ha ha I said vagina ha ha ha one at the pride parade in NY one year and it freaked me out but I guess they are less frightening when they are the normal size right? hmmmm What a weird topic huh? Then what if I didn't know what to do to make it fell good for the women????? I mean I know how a man works and I must say I'm pretty good at that but I wouldn't have the slightest idea how to please a women I mean it's always my goal to make sure the person I'm with gets satisfaction first and then me second but what if I couldn't give a women satisfaction hmmmm. Hmmmm not I'm rather scared he he he. Oh well this is just one of the normal things that float through my head questions questions questions UGH.
Cheers,
The Search For A New Watch!!!!!!
Ok I'm a rather picky person when it comes to myself and the stuff I buy so I wanted a new watch and I wanted a good one so I have been looking for awhile. I had figured I would go with a vintage Bulova Tank watch because I loved the rectangle face and the small second hand at the bottom I was looking at paying about $60 for the watch and then I would have to have it cleaned and serviced on top of that but I just couldn't find anything new that would make me happy. So I hear that Strawbridges is closing there doors at Oxford Valley Mall and they are having pretty good sales so we go last night to look and there are some watches that get my attention but nothing great I mean prices with discount was around $200 which for a new Bulova is a pretty good deal but I just wasn't sold. Next we head to Macy's just in case they have anything but I'm ready to through in the towel. So they have the same watches that Strawbridges has but they are 5% more off so I'm like ok I guess I"ll get one of them. Until Mike walks around the other side of the counter and say oh wow they have Burberry Watches :-) ok I won't lie I sprung wood right away at the sound of the name Burberry. Well low and behold they have just the design that I wanted in Burberry the rectangle face with the small second hand at the bottom. Ok the killer part it was $345 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but the lady behind the counter said something that I"m always saying (You Only Live Once) so I bought it he he he. I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS TIME PIECE (yes at $345 it's called a time piece he he). Maybe some of you will say $345 is a lot of money and your right it is but HELL THIS IS A BURBERRY!!!!!!! THE REAL DEAL PEOPLE A BURBERRY. Now if you will excuse me I have to go and make sweet LOVE to my Burberry Time Piece he he.
Cheers,
Long Time No Hear???
Hello, it's me. I guess I should explain myself and I will lets see my new job has been a lot busier then I would have thought I pretty much am busy from the start to finish so I haven't had a lot of time to do much blogging or any blogging at that. I really have missed all my friends from blog land I hope that you have missed me and I think some of you have :-). I'm going to try and post a bit more often when I have time. Lets see what's up with me Me and Mike got a new car we traded in his Truck and bought a 2000 Caddy Seville SLS its a beautiful car I love it. Mike drives it everyday though I still have the Jimmy which is cool with me. Other then that life is pretty much the same here not many other changes but really busy all the time. I just got over the flu and that really sucked, I'm not reading The Chronicles Of Narnia which is a really good book and I really must insist on you giving it a try at least once. Well I must be off I'll try and post later.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Dave
Me Handsome??? OMG She Felt Me Up And I Liked It.
You know it's kind of weird but people have been telling me how good looking I am now and it suprises me I mean it really does. Because I have gained a couple pounds not to mention I have never been use to hearing that I mean I never heard it growing up really. And even in my teens and early 20's I didn't hear it that much but as of late its all different. I even got felt up by my friend Megan while we where taking funny pictures in NY Penn Station to which she turns to Mike and says wow no wonder you keep him around he's a rather large handful :-) (yes I was smiling the rest of the day). Then yesterday to name the latest time it happened Megans sister tells me that they where talking about me in the kitchen about how hot I am :-) Yes so something must be in the air all these women are finding me hot and attractive and I'm so liking it. But I don't hear guys saying it well umm I don't hang with a lot of gay men all in all I just have mikey as my only gay friend well he is my husband so he doesn't count he he he. Not to mention I have noticed that men don't flirt with me really well it could be that I am really stupid when it comes to people flirting with me I never know its happening but anyway. Hmmmmm maybe I'm only attractive to the opposite sex. hmm is that possible? Great now I'm all confused he he he.
Cheers,
WTF You Dirty Freak Of Nature
OK this is a big problem for me it really frosts my cookies here check this story out right
here now have you gone through he whole thing? Now what gets me about this is not the part about why they wanted him out which seems a bit toward him being a closeted homo. NO it's the part where he has always been a Conservative Republican that when in the state Legislature he always voted against gay-friendly bills and such!!!!! WTF you freak of nature you are so scared that your party would not like you so you vote against who and what you are???? I hate that crap I really do I mean fine you are scared about who you are hey a lot of us have gone thought it. But you know what don't in front of the public hate us and yourself for that fact and vote against anything that would help homosexuals out and then go online and try to get some guy to get you off. Then after you get off you go right back to hating us. You know what I'm glad they voted out your stupid ass and I hope your loving Republicans welcome you back with open arms but guess what they won't they will toss your gay ass to the curb. And you know what I hope and pray that some gay organization does not come along and try to make you into so big OH THANK GOD HE CAME OUT thing because you know what you are stupid and deserve nothing you stupid traitor.
Cheers,
You know when I agreed to take on this job I had no idea that I would be this busy I mean it is a good thing that I'm busy I hate to be bored and that is what I use to be. But now I don't have time to do anything other then my work and as you all can tell it has affected my blogging. I would blog at home but no time there either I mean with the decorating and the Christmas shopping I'm pretty much pulled to my end and you know what. I think I'm getting a cold from all the running around and no resting this morning I almost called out my body was screaming for me to just sit and rest but I have to push on I mean what choice do I have but to keep going. I have missed all you guys and girls I hope you didn't all forget about me. I haven't even had time to write my pen pal back yet I'm such a dirty freak for not writing him back and I hope he can forgive me I"m going to try and come up with some time today to write him back I'm a big butt head and I know it.
Cheers,
Happy Thanksgiving
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE :-) Well the holiday is almost upon us can you believe how fast this year is going I sure can't I mean Christmas is in about one month well one month and 2 days but still can you believe that. Last night I got a lot of stuff done outside as far as decorating the only things I have to do is around the front door and window and I'm done with that stuff. Last night it was windy and freezing but I was having fun putting everything out and remembering how pretty everything looks so I didn't mind the cold at all. Only problem I had was that this year I decided to run all the wires to the outlet on the porch and use a remote to turn on/off the lights well guess what when you run that many lights and such on one outlet that is also on the same line as your livingroom guess what happens??? Yup that is right I had to run some of the stuff to the porch light like I have done in years past so now everything is working as it should. Hey they are calling for snow showers tonight isn't' that great??? WOOHOOO SNOW SNOW SNOW I wash my hair my hands and face with SNOW what is Christmas with NO SNOW. Hey can you guys guess what Christmas movie that line of song is from???
International well I must say I was pretty nervous about dealing with all of it on my own and with 2 days behind me I must say it went pretty well so far and I had a good time with it I just hope today is as good as the past 2 days have been. Hey guess where I'm going tonight???? Yup I"m going to see Harry Potter wohoooo I can't wait to see it. I didn't want to go last Friday when it opened no thank you it would have been a mob seen so we are going tonight to see it after dinner.
Well I wish everyone A HAPPY THANKSGIVING and a HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY wooohooo may you eat all the turkey you want and shop till you drop on Friday woohoooooo. I'll be getting my Christmas tree on Friday at 9 at the Mansfield Tree Farm on RT. 206 on Friday I think that is pretty much my only Black Friday purchase.
Cheers,